Jokes of the Days Past:)

Blog Entry Jokes of the Days Past:) Dec 24, ’09 10:47 AM
by Ann for everyone

Joke of the Day

A man is waking up after surgery, his wife sitting by his side. His eyes flutter open and he says. “You’re beautiful,” before falling asleep again.

A few minutes later his eyes flutter open again and he says, “You’re cute!”

His wife is slightly taken aback and says, “Cute? What happened to beautiful?”

The man replies, “The drugs are wearing off.”

 

 

Joke of the Day

A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot in a pet store. The parrot says to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.”

Well, the lady is furious! And she storms past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, she was incredibly ticked now.

The next day she saw the same parrot and the parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird.

The store manager said, “That’s not good.” and promised he wouldn’t say it again.

When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her,”Hey lady.” She paused and said, “Yes?” and the bird said, “You know.”

 

Joke of the Day

A blonde is out of money so she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom just like in the movies.

She went to the play ground and randomly grabbed a kid and told him I’ve kidnapped you.

She then wrote a note saying I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning leave ten grand under the oak tree in the playground. Signed a naughty blonde.

Then the blonde pinned the note to the kids shirt and sent him home to show his parents.

So the next morning the blonde checked under the tree. And sure enough the money was there in a bag with a note that said how could you do this to a fellow blonde?

 

Joke of the Day

Teacher: Jimmy, let’s say your dad has 10 dollars, and you ask for 4 dollars, How many dollars does your dad have left.

Jimmy: 10 dollars

Teacher: No. you don’t know your math.

Jimmy: No, you don’t know my Dad.

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